Cool Rasputin
April 17th, 2010
Once I am free of this indignity, I will make you regret putting me in this position by coughing up a hairball in your favorite slippers.
If it weren't for the fact that tuna is on the schedule for dinner, I would not allow you to play snuggly-face with me.
Look into my eyes...you are getting sleepy....sleepy...surrender your chicken breast to me...do it!
Scratch my back now...NOW I SAY!! No! Don't stop!!! Scratch me now or face the mighty paws of the Putin-cat! STOP LAUGHING!! THIS IS NOT A JOKING MATTER!!
